Me and My Crazy Life


This is where you can laugh at all the stupid thigns I do and say :) Cuz shit gets real, real fast.

Ask me anything

"And with Vikings on the backs of dragons, the world just got a whole lot bigger.”

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officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

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justanothercinemaniac:

Forrest Gump is 20 years old today. A remarkable story about life, Forrest Gump is still a classic to this day.

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thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

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catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

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