I just laughed so hard that I think I pulled a muscle….
Be all like, “I have a fiction paper due and I wanna be on Ernest Hemingway’s level.”
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
Yup, that just happened
So romantic :’)
That escalated quickly.
Things that all started when someone stole a loaf of bread:
- Les Miserables
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because
i fucking hate this website
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