Me and My Crazy Life


This is where you can laugh at all the stupid thigns I do and say :) Cuz shit gets real, real fast.

Ask me anything

losethehours:

cryingalonewithfrankenstein:

do-you-have-a-flag:

i probably shouldn’t quote this bit as often as I do

this is one of my favorite jokes ever

no really

ever

Me too.

Source: strangeandnorrell

glitterobservatory:

theilllestvillain:

waveofemotions:

I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END

SAME

the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful

Source: innocenttmaan

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

Source: lacigreen

mindyourhelm:

captainswaan:

boyfriendhook:

I’m getting this feeling that Elsa might be to Captain Swan, what Red was for Snowing. 

image

She’s their wingman….she’ll ship them.

Source: boyfriendhook

You’re my sister. You’re never gonna be alone… other than when I’ not around but even then, I’ll be there in spirit. But that doesn’t matter because I’m here now and you’re not alone. And you know what I mean? It’s a nice thing.

Source: gwenstacye

disney-archive:

want disney posts on your dash?

disney-archive:

want disney posts on your dash?

Source: disney-archive

felixdawkins:

The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

Source: felixdawkins

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

Source: liamgalgey

disneyfreak94:

sarahspill:

fancysomedisneymagic:

Take a look at Riley, the human girl from Pixar’s upcoming film INSIDE OUT. The film is kinda gonna be about what’s going inside her head ;)

Guys. This movie is very important to me.


I SAW A SNEAK PEAK AND ITS LOOKS ADORABLE!!!!!

disneyfreak94:

sarahspill:

fancysomedisneymagic:

Take a look at Riley, the human girl from Pixar’s upcoming film INSIDE OUT. The film is kinda gonna be about what’s going inside her head ;)

Guys. This movie is very important to me.

I SAW A SNEAK PEAK AND ITS LOOKS ADORABLE!!!!!

Source: fancysomedisneymagic

tylerposeye:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE NEW TUMBLR TERMS AND SERVICES LIKE WHO EVEN WROTE THIS THING

Source: tylerposeye