today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
Niggas be like ”He don’t bite”
"He still a baby"
"he won’t hurt you, just pet him"
That’s not a dog it’s a lion o_o
I’ve had dogs bound up to me like that and all they did was give me a hug and lick my face.
Hell I had a wolf (genuinely, it was at a wolf sanctuary) do this to me one time.
Plus, look at how sturdy that leash is, and the grip he has on it. He’s making sure the dog doesn’t jump on anyone. Dude’s just got a big dog.
That dog’s tail is wagging a mile a minute. It’s not being aggressive, it’s just getting a little over excited.
That being said, it can be extremely intimidating to have such a large animal jump at you like that even if it is just trying to say hello.
This kid understands that and has a very good hold on his dog. He isn’t alarmed or surprised by the dog’s actions. The dog isn’t acting out of the ordinary. It’s just excited.
Republicans watching gay pride parade
okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary
"bedtime is 11!"
"KITCHEN 11 OR LIVING ROOM 11??"
"mom we’re gonna be late!"
"nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"
"man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
"well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"
The best (and worst) part would be trying to figure out what time to watch tv
you broke my brain
A moment of silence for all the books, films and poems that have been tragically misinterpreted as romantic by teenage audiences
Fifty Shades of Grey
I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”
Das Universum liegt dir zu Füßen
My first drawing in the new sketchbook Muna gave to me. Inspired by this dream I had when I was little, where I was floating through the universe and shortly before I woke up - I fell into my bed.
People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.
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